Great tumblr mysteries

i-dobelieveincommas:

  • The name of the Doctor
  • What happened in Budapest
  • How Sherlock survived
  • Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from

vriskanon:

kawaiipeculier:

sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair

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he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son

disobedient-nightmare:

I had almost forgotten I edited this

something tells me I wanted to forget

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon having an intense staring contest with you with their current expression

vanillish: im laughing so hard what the hell does this even mean

vanillish:

im laughing so hard what the hell does this even mean

hitlervevo: teenytigress: DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

hitlervevo:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES

funasshi:

spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs:

funasshi:

townsvillain:

preshiram:

why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate 

if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there

i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole

i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape

i know what i said